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Un psihopat trăgea după el o fetiţă, noaptea, printr-o pădure întunecată şi deasă.
Fetiţa:
− “Mi-e frică! Mi-e frică!”
La care psihopatul:
− “Da’ mie, că mă-ntorc singur !”

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14/08/2009 Posted by | De pe mail | Leave a comment

vorba de duh

success is just like being pregnant…everybody congratulates u, but nobody knows how many times u were fucked

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In memorian…

O chestie la care numai romanii se pot gandi. Nu au reusit turcii sa ne bata in istorie, ne-au penetrat (anal si dureros, cum zice Navalitorul) Romania

costinesti 2009

13/08/2009 Posted by | De pe mail | 2 Comments

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Moare Ion.

La inmormantare preotul o intreaba pe Maria:

– Vrei sa-l pupi inainte sa-l bagam inauntru?

Ea explodeaza in hohote de plins:

– Asta era vorba lui Ion , in fiecare seara …

Nu stiu sursa – primit pe mail

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Poezie romantica rau!

Am primit pe mail asta si mi s-a parut foarte tare:

WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH:1- THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT2- THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE
And the winner is….. :

– My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other —
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “’Go to hell.”’

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila and one part of lime.

12/08/2009 Posted by | De pe mail | Leave a comment